declansdumb:

transtarks:

twinkothydrake:

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

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full offense no video other than this one matters

if you think anything is more important than

  • tan france calling john mulaney fuckable
  • john mulaney having an identity crisis because he got told he looks old
  • john mulaney also admitting that all he wanted was to be a 50s stage performer
  • tan france saying john mulaney has a nice ass
  • john mulaney blushing at being told he has a nice ass

you’re wrong.

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Jul. 8 2019
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catsuggest:

aethelthryth-bby:

catsuggest:

good morninge immediotely

or else

or else what, cat?

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Jun. 12 2019
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Jun. 12 2019
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Jun. 12 2019
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catbountry:

cartoonery:

cartoonery:

REPTILES ARE BACK

*REPLIES

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[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]

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Jun. 12 2019
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vanish:

over thinking has ruined so many things in my life

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Jun. 12 2019
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anxietyproblem:

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Jun. 12 2019
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thebootydiaries:

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

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Jun. 12 2019
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thebootydiaries:

Me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

Me: no its not

Jun. 12 2019
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Jun. 10 2019
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acesirius:

acesirius:

acesirius:

acesirius:

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.

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Jun. 10 2019
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latenights:

You are worth more than second thoughts and maybes.

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Jun. 10 2019
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dingdongyouarewrong:

social media websites: we’re introducing a non-chronological way of viewing your timeline and making it the defau-

everyone:

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Jun. 10 2019
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kids-n-teens-blog:

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Jun. 10 2019
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monsterlets:

monsterlets:

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

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Jun. 10 2019
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